We'll play hide and seek to turn this around

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I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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memewhore:

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

Fucking hair spiders! God! I’ve been fooled so many times by that shit!

Not for 8 hours, though. =/

05/21/13 | 27120 ღ. | via shiiiver © rydek

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

05/21/13 | 23070 ღ. | via emojied © jaclcfrost

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

05/21/13 | 81850 ღ. | via lulz-time © holdnoquarter

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

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d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.